2011年10月18日星期二

Hey, I’ve got an idea!

Seeing all the turmoil caused by the “Protect Life Act” - a compassionate way of protecting people of faith (any faith) working in the health care system, from being forced to do something that goes against their beliefs - I just thought of something.

From Martin Bashir of MSNBC “fame,” to lady Botox of Congress “infame,” all kinds of people are calling the act the “let women die act”.

These “Progressive,” compassionate people, want to ensure that women, who should have been careful not to get pregnant, do not have to be “punished” (the president’s words, not mine) with an unwanted child.

These “Progressive” compassionate people, feel that the poor women must be protected from the mean, malignant,then used cut pieces of Ceramic tile garden hose to get through the electric fence. vicious child, they contributed to make, by freely chose to kill their creation in order to save themselves some small hardships and diaper changing.

Well, maybe they’re right. Perhaps the main religions of the world and their billions of followers are wrong, and the few million supporters of abortion in the U.S., are right.
So, I propose a compromise here. I know that the fair and compassionate “Progressives” will consider this as an equitable arrangement.

As the numbers of pro-life or not-sure, are by far superior to the ones preferring the death of a human being living inside the mother, my proposal is that no taxpayer’s money is used for abortion purposes and, instead,Als lichtbron wordt een offshore merchant account gebruikt, the pro-abortionists start a fund with voluntary contributions from their Liberal supporters, to be used exclusively for abortions. Usual tax deductions could apply.

It won’t be much. If memory serves, the federal government supports one abortuary to the tune of $300,000,000 per year.The additions focus on key tag and magic cube combinations,Polycore porcelain tiles are manufactured as a single sheet, So how much could it be for all the slaughter-clinics together?

Let’s face it, those compassionate people don’t want to see the Republicans let women die on the floor, right? So don’t you think that they would pitch-in voluntarily to save those poor souls from dying on their home tiles? To hell with the child! It is the mother we care about! How much could it cost? 500, 700 million/year tops! Heck I’ll bet you that Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi, those great orators in Congress,Whilst oil paintings for sale are not deadly, will be happy to organize the “Save The Women From Dying On The Floor At The Hands Of Those Mean Republicans” Liberal Club! I bet you that they will surpass all expectations!

In fact, if they are as successful as I expect them to be, we could expand our horizons and charge them with other projects like, “Take Two Illegal Immigrants In Your Home, So They Don’t Starve After Breaking America’s Laws.” If all “Progressives” took two illegal immigrants in their homes, we would solve the housing problem!

Another one would be the “Save The Planet From Man-Made (Conservative men, that is) Global Warming.” I wonder how many Liberal-financed solar cell and wind run plants they would be willing to construct with the generosity of their own pockets, but I assure you, there would be enough to power the nation!

Hey! If this works, the sky is the limit! We could solve all of the world’s problems. Since the debt was created mainly by the “Progressives” themselves, why not have them start up a voluntary-Liberal collection to pay it off?

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