2012年5月15日星期二

OBAMA HAWKS GAY MARRIAGE ON THE VIEW

Heroes! Some define a hero as those brave men and women who are willing to run toward dangerous situations from which the rest of us would run away. Some heroes are those among us who are willing to lay down their lives for what they believe or to protect the lives of others. Surely Barack Obama must now be added to the role of heroes for having the courage to take his newly evolved position on gay marriage to the masses via the inhospitable platform known as The View.

I suspect there is no truth to the rumor that the hosts of The View wrapped the President in a warm blanket to make him feel even more secure as they welcomed him to The View to push gay marriage, which in case you haven’t heard is the most important issue now facing our country. However, I do suspect that the Preezy of the United Steezy did feel right at home wallowing in the glow of fellow gay marriage supporters Whoopie, Joy and Barbara.

This is enlightenment in action!

Somehow, like any hero, and managing to push on despite the glare from the shining smiles of The View hosts, Obama tackled the hard issues head on.

First, the issue of Joe Biden thrusting gay marriage to the forefront. Forget the news reports that Obama took Biden to the woodshed for sticking his foot in his mouth on national television. Aw shucks folks, The Barackness Monster says it just ain’t so.

"When you get to know Joe Biden, he is the most honest, straightforward guy," Obama said.Secured handsfree building and door access solutions with Hands free access by Nedap AVI. "He's warm; he tells you what he thinks. We talked about it and what I said was I'm never going to blame anybody for telling what they believe."

The exceptions there, of course, would be the GOP, all Republican-leaning individuals, conservatives, Christians, Muslims, Jews, and anyone anywhere who disagree with Obama WILL get blamed for “telling what they believe.”

Heroic to a fault Barack Obama declined to tell The View hosts if he would now work to repeal the 1996 Defense of Marriage Act, a federal law that defines marriage as being between a man and a woman.

Instead the man with the rainbow halo said, "Congress is clearly on notice that I think it's a bad idea. This is going to be a big contrast in the campaign because you've got Governor [Mitt] Romney saying we should actually have a constitutional amendment installing the notion that you can't have same-sex marriages."

That mean old Romney must have been studying his Bible or taking biology classes or something to come up with that idea.

No blame, however. Obama is just saying it’s not really his place to do anything about repealing the Defense of Marriage Act. That’s up to Congress. You know like stopping the rising deficit, taxing evil millionaires, and coming up with a budget.

The President also heroically talked about how Michelle gets embarrassed if he sings too much in public. So cute!

Just in case stuff like the cost of gasoline, the cost of groceries, waiting around for your home to be foreclosed, or looking for work has you down, the President cheered everyone up by relating a story about his 50th Birthday party:

"Malia and Sasha and a bunch of my friends and Michelle had sort of like a roast,Build a "Floor tiles" by dragging the corners of a quadrilateral. a little private roast,If you are looking for offshore merchant account. each one of them read something and Malia and Sasha had written out why I am such a wonderful dad. And they had this list, it was so sweet and one of the items on Malia's list was you are just the right amount of embarrassing," Obama said as the audience peppered him with approving laughter.

Makes you forget all about trying to find an overpass to live under, doesn’t it?

The President had even more in store for the people however on The View. You’ll never believe it, but Barack Obama proved to everyone that when it comes to pop culture, he’s all over it.

ABC News reports:

“Obama correctly knew that Kim was the Kardashian sister who made headlines this year for her 72-day marriage to pro basketball player Kris Humphries. No, the president is not a loyal follower of reality TV. Obama, an avid basketball fan,Argo Mold limited specialize in Plastic Injection Mold manufacture. said, ‘he was a ball player. I know from watching basketball.’"

I don’t know about you, but I feel better about America’s future already. I’ll bet Mitt Romney couldn’t tell one Kardashian from the other.We offer over 600 landscape oil paintings at wholesale prices of 75% off retail.

We can only hope that The President is finally going to tackle “Income Inequality” next.

What? You never heard of that? Income Inequality is the practice (no doubt invented by Republicans, conservatives and Christians) that says those among us who are more educated, have professions, and work really, really hard are somehow allowed to make more money than those among us who don’t.

Can you imagine such an awful thing happening every day in a democracy with an economy based on capitalistic ideals?

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